When bored in the office. If the office is boring! Games on PC and mobile phone

Bring a chainsaw to work and put it on the table next to you. If someone asks, whisper cryptically, "Just in case."

Laugh hysterically for 3 minutes, then suddenly stop and stare suspiciously at those who are looking at you.%cut%

Bring plasticine to work and start sculpting people out of it. Do this very painstakingly and try to make everyone outwardly resemble your colleagues. When employees become interested in what you do, answer them that in this way - through creativity, on the recommendation of a doctor, you relieve stress and smile. Employees must understand that you are sculpting them, for which you should hint to them about it. At the end of the working day, when you finish modeling, start mocking the figures with a malicious expression on your face (poking needles, setting legs on fire, tearing off heads, etc.), saying something like: now you don’t have so much fun, Petrov ( use the names of colleagues).

Bring plasticine (light shades) to work and start kneading it. Then silently get dressed, take the mashed plasticine and start sticking it to the door (as in the films they attach plastids). When colleagues pay attention, with a serious expression on your face, invite them not to be distracted from work, and, sticking the wires into plasticine, hide behind the door with the words “they decided to joke with me”...

Pretend to be talking to a colleague while you just silently open your mouth like a deaf mute. Get madly angry that he doesn't answer.

When your colleague enters the office, pretend that you are ending a telephone conversation with wild screams, swearing and the phrase “Never dare to call here again, you bastard, he will dial you himself!”. After 30 seconds, explain that his mom called and you said he would call her back.

Try to write something reverse side pens and start complaining that those stupid gel pens don't work. When a colleague corrects you, slap your forehead, thank them, apologize for being stupid, turn the page, and start over.

Introduce yourself at work as your twin brother and say that you are replacing your brother while he is sick.

Drop the pen near a colleague. When he wants to pick it up and hand it over to you, rush to it with cries of "This is mine!!!". Tell everyone how your colleague tried to steal your pen.

In a conversation with a colleague, wherever you are, suddenly say: “I think my phone is ringing” and go to the window, purring “Murka”.

When speaking at a meeting, periodically mimic a nervous tic, twitching like a ghoul.

For any questions from colleagues, even if they ask: “Why are there no graphs in your customer satisfaction report, but scanned crosswords instead?”, Answer with squinted eyes: “I would have looked at you in forty-five.”

Come to the office in the morning, walk slowly, and only someone will open their mouth to say hello, shout: “Don’t you dare yell at me!”, Then smile and wish you a good day.

Approach a completely bald employee and start asking about highlights and perms. After he hints that he does not know, because he is bald, make a frightened face and say: “God, I'm sorry, I thought you cut your hair like that on purpose. I really didn't know. I'm really sorry. Sincere condolences" and run away in tears.

Go up to a shy employee and ask, “Did you eat beans?” Whatever he says, say, “I think you ate beans, you know what I mean?” and giggle like a child.

Follow your office colleague and spray everything he touches with air freshener.

When someone returns from the toilet, wince and shout "Fu, Fu - what a horror!" run out of the office.

Talk to all colleagues as if you are a cunning detective investigating a murder, and they are all suspects. Say the phrase "The circle narrows" periodically.

When you are addressed in the office, answer normally, and immediately after the answer, mutter "48th" quietly under your breath and giggle. And so with everyone who contacts you, changing the number accordingly.

When someone in the office calls you, defiantly take out the oversized music headphones and put them on.

When someone in the office addresses you, indignantly ask: “Is this deja vu or is this some kind of idiotic joke?”

By the end of the working day, when everyone goes home, get dressed faster than anyone and, without saying goodbye to anyone, run out of the office, while grabbing someone's hat and throwing it in the opposite direction from the door. Running out the door, cackle with all your might.

For no reason at all, plug your ears with your fingers and start singing loudly “hoo lu lu lu, oo lu lu lu.”

Sitting at the table, periodically raise your head and shout angrily: “Who?! Who was that!?". In response to the bewildered glances of the employees, mutter “Savages” offendedly, sob and cover your head with your hands.

Walk around the office with a robotic walk and talk like a robot.

Walk around the office on your knees and mutter something about mines on the floor.

In negotiations, listen carefully to the speaker and, as soon as he pauses in his speech, shout to him: “Why are you silent!? It's important, damn it!"

Passing colleagues sitting at the table, look under the table and, chuckling stupidly, leave with the phrase: “Hee hee hee, I thought so.”

Start snoring in a meeting and pretend it's someone sitting next to you and not you.

At the negotiations, answer all questions: “Just don’t yell at anyone here.”

Go up to your colleague in the morning, smile, kindly ask him to tell you what he dreamed about, and as soon as he starts talking, shout loudly: “Pervert!” and run out of the office.

Take off your shoes and socks and place them on the edge of the table.

Mention the boss in conversation, calling him our Fuhrer.

Go to a colleague's workplace when he is working on a computer and silently turn off his monitor. When he gets angry, answer him in Spanish (in German) and unplug the keyboard wire from the computer, then return to your desk.

Pretend to be on the phone and start talking all sorts of gibberish, as if in Caucasian - periodically laugh out loud and squint slyly. The main thing is to insert the names of colleagues sitting next to this gibberish. After the conversation, if they ask where you called, say: “I don’t understand what you are talking about” and pretend that you are very busy. If nothing is asked, repeat more emotionally.

Walk around the office bumping into everyone. At thoughtless glances, say: “This is from mushrooms. It will pass now."

Bring a rattle or ratchet and start rattling every time co-workers chat or talk on the phone. If asked to stop, you must say "She doesn't like you either."

Approach a sitting colleague who is busy with something, reach out a centimeter from his head, body and start giggling like a child. When he asks what it is, say: “What, what, I don’t touch it.”

Walk up to the person with a ruler and start measuring their face. If asked, say that you are a hypocrite.

Go in turn to two or three colleagues sitting next to you and ask for help in finding a rolled cufflink. At the same time, physically help them to stand up and lean towards the floor, indicating where to look. When everyone is busy looking for your cufflink together, return to your seat and start minding your own business. When called, tell them you're busy and that damn cufflink isn't worth the effort.

In a conversation with a colleague, periodically make an offended face after an absolutely harmless phrase, then ask: “WHAT DID YOU SAID?”, as if he insulted your mother. Then, in response to the astonished look, say: “I heard it” and continue the conversation with a sweet look. Repeat in a minute.

Walking around the office looking for something and asking if anyone saw a dwarf with a big nose run by.

Sitting at your table, start sniffing loudly, looking around. When they pay attention to you, jump up from your seat, untie your tie
and, with annoyance in your voice, declaring that you can no longer endure this stink, head to the exit, sniffing at your colleagues along the way. After a while, come back with an air freshener and, spraying it into the air, start laughing insanely. Then abruptly become serious and return to your seat, and when someone turns to you, answer with the phrase "do not interfere with my work, I am very busy" and start making phone calls.

Entering the office, circle your colleagues' desks mysteriously, purring something under your breath, and as soon as one of them makes eye contact, stop and stare into his eyes with the most serious face.

Answer all questions and greetings of colleagues in German, Portuguese, Danish, in general, in some language least known in the office.

When talking to colleagues, suddenly burst into laughter, and then with a serious face, say “I didn’t know that you either”, turn around and leave.

Address colleagues by patronymic. Only for someone else.

Attach a paper clip or paper holder to your ear and walk around the office. When someone points it out to you or asks you, smile kindly, say embarrassedly: “I heard, heard” and leave.

Having tousled your hair and unbuttoned your shirt, walk around the office, squinting your eyes and smiling slyly. To anyone who makes a remark to you, say that "he will be next" and laugh like a senile.

Every hour at exactly 23 minutes, get up and represent the cuckoo - the main thing is that the number of cuckoos does not correspond to the hour.

When talking with a colleague, take his pen (preferably a parker) and start picking his nose / ear with it.

Approach a colleague and start a completely normal business conversation with him, only whispering questions in his ear and asking him to speak in a whisper.

Call yourself from your mobile to your worker and, while he is calling, start to resent loudly that someone does not pick up the phone, and that you cannot work in such a nervous environment.

Tasks for 1 point.

1. Run around the office at full speed.

2. Ignore the first five employees who greet you.

3. Come up with a keyboard to one of your colleagues and offer to change.

4. For an hour, call each employee who turned to you Kolyan (Vasko, Tolik, etc.).

Tasks for 3 points.

1. Leave your fly open, and when someone makes a remark to you about this, say: "You, of course, I'm sorry, but I like it better."

2. Walk around the office sideways and say "I'm a crab".

3. Tell your boss, "I like your style," then point your finger gun at him and shoot.

Tasks for 5 points.

1. Kneel in front of the coffee maker and drink through a straw.

2. Offer to end the meeting with the anthem (and if you really sang it, then this is another 3 points).

3. Repeat 10 times with the same person the following dialogue: "Did you hear?" - "What?" - "Come on, everyone has already passed."

4. Enter an unfamiliar office and, while its employees look at you with increasing irritation, turn the lights on and off 10 times.

20 ways to have fun during negotiations:

1. Stealthily shake someone's hand and whisper in the corner of your mouth, "Do you feel IT?"

2. Draw a huge f... in your notebook and discreetly show it to the person sitting next to you, asking his opinion.

3. Chew tobacco.

4. Put on a hands free phone and periodically say something unrelated to the topic of the meeting, for example, "I don't care that the dwarfs were not found! The show must go on anyway!"

5. Write in a notebook "He dreams of you" and show it to a neighbor, quietly pointing at someone with a pencil.

6. Answer all serious questions with the words "I don't know what to say: I'm certainly flattered, but it all happened so quickly."

7. Thoughtfully shave one of the wrists.

8. Draw a circle around one of the chairs with chalk, and then avoid sitting in it until the meeting has begun. When someone does sit down there - close your mouth and stop breathing.

9. Turn your back to the meeting and stare out the window with your legs outstretched. Loudly declare that "you love this fucking town."

10. Approach one of your colleagues and stand nose to nose with him for a minute or two, looking straight into the eyes and remaining silent.

11. Let the sunbeams into the eyes of those present with the help of a watch glass.

12. Noisily gurgling, gargle with water.

13. Repeat every thought expressed in a child's voice.

14. Gradually drive away in your chair closer and closer to the door.

15. During the entire meeting, hum softly with your mouth closed.

16. Get a huge wad of money and defiantly count them.

17. Pull a live hamster out of your pocket and offer to pass it from hand to hand, which should, in your opinion, symbolize the exchange of ideas.

18. When presenting with a slide show, use a hunting knife instead of a pointer.

19. Make an attempt to hypnotize everyone present using your pocket watch.

20. Referring to someone, call them "your darlings."

21. In the most unexpected places, insert long pauses into your speech. If anyone wants to intervene - shout "I AM NOT FINISHED YET"

If suddenly you become incredibly bored in the office, no one looks at you except your desktop computer, you are imprisoned in white walls until the evening - do not get depressed. Take a deep breath and tune in creative process: great things await us. Look closely at your desktop. How many all sorts of stationery stuff, of which it is high time to make a worthy masterpiece!

Paper clips were created to hold documents together. The paperclip was patented in 1867 by Samuel B. Frey. It happened in the USA. However, Samuel Frey's paperclip was not originally used to hold paper together, but to secure tickets to fabric. Later, in 1877, Earlman J. Wright patented his paper clip, which was only used to fasten newspapers.

Today, paper clips are very common around the world, they are even used as a spy "gadget" to open locks. Children easily build long chains from paper clips, which easily turn into beads. Having shown your imagination, you can make a lot of interesting things out of paper clips, and even such a hula skirt.

According to legend, the American inventor Arthur Fry marked his psalter with notes, but they very often fell out and were lost, which made Fry very upset. The inventor was aware of a glue developed by Spencer Silver that was tacky enough to stick a piece of paper to another, but also weak enough to peel off easily. Gradually, this idea began to develop further, until, one day, a sticker appeared.

Stickers can be placed anywhere: refrigerator, walls, doors, windows, and other surfaces. But Brian Vallett created a huge collage of 183 stickers.

But this swan consists of 500 stickers.

Ball pen.

In case you didn't know, a ballpoint pen does indeed have a steel ball on the tip that regulates and smoothes the flow of ink. Each time you touch the surface, the ball rolls and releases ink. Laszlo Biro Jozsef, originally from Hungary, is the inventor of the modern ballpoint pen, replacing the use of fountain pens. He received a patent for his invention in Paris in 1938.

Manufacturing companies ballpoint pens consider it an extremely important element of the pen that it should write on any surface. This is very important for Matt Reinbold, because he loves to draw funny monkeys on bananas.

Rubber eraser.

Anyone who hasn't chewed gum off the tip of a pencil has probably missed half their life. The Englishman Joseph Priestley discovered and introduced the term "rubber", but before it was another Briton named Edward Neirne, who used the eraser in everyday life. In 1770 Neirne discovered that rubber easily erased pencil marks.

Today, the rubber eraser comes in many varieties: vinyl eraser, ink eraser, soft eraser, and even electric eraser. D. Vinia used a soft eraser to create his amazing sculpture. Here's what happened:

Correction fluid.

It is logical that secretaries would invent correction fluid. A long time ago, electric typewriters were the most advanced technology, but of course they didn't have a backspace key. American typist Bette Claire McMurray, thanks to her part-time work, was able to invent correction fluid. If an artist can paint over his mistake, then why shouldn't typists do it? For five years, she worked on correction fluid with her son's chemistry teacher, after which she began selling her invention under the name "Away with the mistake."

Nowadays, you can see correction fluid in the form of a correction pen, and of course, a bottle of corrector, reminiscent of nail polish, has also been preserved. Children sometimes paint their nails with them. But this is trite. You can find free space on the wall or on the table to depict your masterpiece there, which will be enjoyed in bewilderment by less talented people passing by.

Good luck in your creative endeavors!

Tasks for 1 point.

1. Run around the office at full speed.
2. Ignore the first five employees who greet you.
3. Come up with a keyboard to one of your colleagues and offer to change.
4. For an hour, call each employee who turned to you Kolyan (Vasko, Tolik, etc.).

Tasks for 3 points.

1. Leave your fly open, and when someone makes a remark to you about this, say: "You, of course, I'm sorry, but I like it better."
2. Walk around the office sideways and say "I'm a crab".
3. Tell your boss, "I like your style," then point your finger gun at him and shoot. Tasks for 5 points.

1. Kneel in front of the coffee maker and drink through a straw.
2. Offer to end the meeting with the anthem (and if you really sang it, then this is another 3 points).
3. Repeat 10 times with the same person the following dialogue: "Did you hear?" - "What?" - "Come on, everyone has already passed."
4. Enter an unfamiliar office and, while its employees look at you with increasing irritation, turn the lights on and off 10 times.

20 ways to have fun during negotiations:

1. Stealthily shake someone's hand and whisper in the corner of your mouth, "Do you feel IT?"
2. Draw a huge f... in your notebook and discreetly show it to the person sitting next to you, asking his opinion.
3. Chew tobacco.
4. Put on a hands free phone and periodically say something unrelated to the topic of the meeting, for example, "I don't care that the dwarfs were not found! The show must go on anyway!"
5. Write in a notebook "He dreams of you" and show it to a neighbor, quietly pointing at someone with a pencil.
6. Answer all serious questions with the words "I don't know what to say: I'm certainly flattered, but it all happened so quickly."
7. Thoughtfully shave one of the wrists.
8. Draw a circle around one of the chairs with chalk, and then avoid sitting in it until the meeting has begun. When someone does sit down there - close your mouth and stop breathing.
9. Turn your back to the meeting and stare out the window with your legs outstretched. Loudly declare that "you love this fucking town."
10. Approach one of your colleagues and stand nose to nose with him for a minute or two, looking straight into the eyes and remaining silent.
11. Let the sunbeams into the eyes of those present with the help of a watch glass.
12. Noisily gurgling, gargle with water.
13. Repeat every thought expressed in a child's voice.
14. Gradually drive away in your chair closer and closer to the door.
15. During the entire meeting, hum softly with your mouth closed.
16. Get a huge wad of money and defiantly count them.
17. Pull a live hamster out of your pocket and offer to pass it from hand to hand, which should, in your opinion, symbolize the exchange of ideas.
18. When presenting with a slide show, use a hunting knife instead of a pointer.
19. Make an attempt to hypnotize everyone present using your pocket watch.
20. Referring to someone, call them "your darlings."
21. In the most unexpected places, insert long pauses into your speech. If anyone wants to intervene, shout "I'M NOT FINISHED YET".